Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket makes irreverent gifts and party supplies for adults with a sense of humour, including offensive crayons, colour pencils, novelty pens, sex dice, party dice, enamel pins, funny gift bags, air fresheners and bath bombs. It is the perfect collection for gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, birthdays and bachelor or bachelorette parties. Pleasurex carries a wide Wood Rocket selection, and every order ships discreetly across Canada.

• Offensive Crayons, Offensive-ish Crayons and Offensive Crayons – Holiday Edition – Crayons with rude, laugh-out-loud colour names.
• Offensive Color Pencils 48pc – A big set of cheeky colour pencils.
• Offensive, Pot, Demotivational, Parenting, Cat People and Dog People Pens (5-Packs) – Funny pen sets for every personality.
• SEX DICE: All-Inclusive, GAY A.F. SEX DICE: For Gay Men and GAY A.F. SEX DICE: For Lesbians – Inclusive dice for date night.
• GIRLS NIGHT OUT DICE: Bachelorette Party and GUYS NIGHT OUT DICE: Bachelor Party – Party dice for a night out.
• STONER PARTY DICE: Puff Puff Play – A laid-back party game.
• Literally The Least, I Really Shouldn't Have, Wrapped This Myself, A Basic Bitch Gift and Lower Your Expectations Gift Bags (3-Packs) – Gift bags with cheeky messages.
• Enamel Pin: Bad Bitch and Enamel Pin: Fabulous – Statement pins for jackets and bags.
• Hot Mess, Bong, Fabulous, I Love Butts and I am Dope Air Fresheners – Funny car and locker air fresheners.
• Toaster Bath Bomb – A darkly funny novelty bath bomb.

Choosing the Perfect Wood Rocket Gift

Think about the person and the occasion. Offensive Crayons and colour pencils are a hit for adult colouring fans, office gift exchanges and stocking stuffers. Novelty pens come in themes for parents, pet lovers and anyone who needs a laugh at their desk, while enamel pins and air fresheners make easy add-ons. Pair any gift with one of the funny gift bags to finish the joke.

For parties, the Girls Night Out and Guys Night Out dice add instant fun to bachelor and bachelorette weekends. Sex dice are an easy way to add spontaneity to date night, and the All-Inclusive and Gay A.F. versions mean there is an option for every couple. Remember that these products use adult language and humour, so make sure the recipient and audience are comfortable with it.

Gift Bundles and Why Shop Wood Rocket at Pleasurex

Bundle a pen pack, crayons and a funny gift bag for a complete white elephant gift, or pair sex dice with massage oil or a card game for a playful couples present. Party dice and air fresheners make great favours for bachelor and bachelorette guests.

Pleasurex ships every order in plain, unbranded packaging, and the in-stock filter shows what is ready to ship before your event.